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    I'm a young architect, and obiviously naive.

    I'm doing a house, its got a great stairwell, naturally :), but I'm stumped about how to make the handrail, balustrade look as good as I would like.

    When I look to magazines, websites for inspiration I see glorious, flowing staircases that bear no resemblance to the BCA requirements.

    How do you do it???
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    Could you please provide images of these "flowing" staircases.
    • CommentAuthorcabbie
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010
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    andi...you lost for ideas...????

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    Cabbie
    Did you fall down such stairs?
    • CommentAuthorcabbie
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010
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    haha...yep was dropped at birth, no actually pushed down a flight.....

    andi, as the great purveyor of all things architecture....help the northerner out put some of your lovely flowing stair pics up....

    remember there are no stairs in cabs.....only lifting platforms....

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    andi does the ones you can slide down with a big post at the bottom?
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    Well - I'm not going to scan in the mag shots, or find all of them on the web - but some of the stairs here (www.stairporn.org) give you an idea. No handrail and/ or balustrade.

    I remember being a student and Timothy Hill showing pics of a house and quite openly stating it was illegal. (?)
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    Here is an example of what I'm on about.
      gray-hotel-staircase.jpg
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    Or even something more simple like this...
      wiesenburg_stairs_11.jpg
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    u answered your own question?
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    No - not really cause I want to know how you manage to get the building surveyor to sign off on that.....

    Is there a secret handshake I must learn??
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    Northernwedge

    I think there's a loophole. The stairs may be classified as shelving.
    Mock stairs.
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010 edited
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    ^ like a building made of waiting rooms hey andi.
    -----------

    b lucky 2 find a BS willing to bend.
    there was a good bloke out in the east of marxico city worked 4 a chinamen.
    but the x coppers running the BCC have put the cuffs on him.
    cashed cheques, stamped thousands of building permits, neva looked at the drawings + never went on site.
    think hes going 2 jail. - some receivers r in a world of pain & compliance torture.
    • CommentAuthorcabbie
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
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    there's no secrets, once told....

    be careful of the smoke and mirrors....

     

    • CommentAuthorcabbie
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
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    hey andi......

    where's your stairs....?????

    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010 edited
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    last gasp of geriatric baby boomers will b 2 ban stairs cabbie.
    --leaving us sitting ducks for indalek shuls after the marseshuns are gone and the zombies go tame.

    ......
    good thing there will always b a place for steps to fall down at the back of police stations.
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    For best "flowing" effect that complies, have glass 1m above floor with handrail
      DISP24Stairs.jpg
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      CommentAuthorpeter
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
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    The Fall Preventers will get to stairs soon enough. They are so damn easy to fall down.

    5 ways this could go:

    a) retrofit with chair lifts
    b) sliding lateral rails at every 3 steps
    c) maximum flight of 3 steps before 1.2m landings, down from 18
    d) stair users to wear crampons during climb, with safety lanyard
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010 edited
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    ^^
    nice try @ stevies hole -andi.
    can there b anything more confusing 2 zombies than coming 2 terms with decomposing as they dissolve into nothing?
    stair treads that could hold up a kenworth = just 2 close gap to less than 125mm.
    german sausage handrail - work of great zombie engineer in the shool of fatachetti.
    u have been sneaking down to the hall of mirrors at Looney Park & standing in front of the fat one too long.



    ^
    option (c) - $100 on it, within 5 years, luke will take me up.
    ramps r the way 2 go? - am fitting out the salon with wheelchair accessible shaving seats.
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    ^^its not steven's hole,
    >g poole's house.
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      CommentAuthorpeter
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
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    Sliding off topic... I hadn't thought about seats... I find it quite easy to fall out of some of those workstation ones with wheels on them. As they have wheels I guess they are vehicles, and so should have seat belts. Or at least a velcro strip that latches onto your pants.
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    Peter,
    Are you suggesting we ditch the BCA?
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010 edited
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    ^^^
    one waiting room is as good as another - more evidence of the spread of marxican arseimulation virus north.

    ^^ arm rest air bags?

    ^ ditch 4 wot? BCA is tidy bat @ the crease 4 rectification innings.
    can't wait 4 cruelty of envelope pressure testing. couple of years is salon gossip.
    zombies will keel over with those electrodes on their nuts?
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    floating
      nyAppleStore2006_1484.jpg
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    i have heard that some people build a balustrade, obtain the occupation permit, and then remove the balustrade. which is of course not legal.

    gd
    • CommentAuthormark_melb
    • CommentTimeFeb 23rd 2010 edited
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    Would it kill them the just read a book or newspaper?..........Sorry, just noticed. They are Apples so it must be okay! Call me a Baby Boomer, know all.

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    ^^^.....in the bowl.

    zombie caryatid is polisher.
    • CommentAuthormark_melb
    • CommentTimeFeb 23rd 2010 edited
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    caryatid?! I'd say he appears to be a gainfully employed Gen X. This can't be an Australian example unless he is a Melb Uni Grad. He does look WASPish.

     

    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 23rd 2010 edited
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    ha
    gainfully employed gen x = zombie caryatid?

    ^ wasp? u r thinking of the staff.
    • CommentAuthormark_melb
    • CommentTimeFeb 23rd 2010
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    Staff? Hmm yes. The students are the ones with the Apples for the teachers. Grad Dips are quicker that way.

    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 23rd 2010 edited
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    xactly. emmyou 4 last decade.

    aged baby boomer and xgen mudwasp staff frozen into zombie caryatids while caught in the act of polishing see through ghost of coilers hanging in the bowl .....in a back room psuedo historians catalogue various shapes that shit comes in 2 make coffee table toilet rolls.

    living dead students from somewhere else with backs turned stare into eurotrash cyberspace.
    who wouldn't?

    but y discriminate.
    rimmers no better/worse? name says it all.

    geee long started as a fly blown tomb - maggots and cobwebs. every year more dirt in a hole that never gets filled.

    sidaknee is the place to b? least its a view of something.

    bris/vegas fights a losing battle 2 keep the wetback outfall washback off the beaches.

    wa is a sandpit that expels odours eastward.

    sa has been a safe haven for nazis since WW2.
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 23rd 2010 edited
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    sidetracked
    wots this got 2 do with gentleman dood?
    not content with reducing chairs 2 stoopidity - reitveld had 2 redo the wheelbarrow .....?
      shitebarrow.jpg
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    Stairways to heaven (after a 12m fall)
      ct1.jpg
      ct2.jpg
      ct3.jpg
      ct4.jpg
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010 edited
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    ?
    just evidence that sperm skip a generation.

    .........with the xceptional case of marxican zombies where no talent is not a recessive gene.
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    Anti - yes - that stair /house was one I saw a while ago - How?? Maybe a nifty reclassification of landscaping/roofing...

    But your point is taken. Stairs should have all the features for safety. Although surely we can't all be big brother?

    Would you make the argument that magazines that publish these glorious stairs of death could be likened to advertising a chainsaw without a handle? Where is the responsible journalism?

    Perhaps in the Herald??? :)
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    From the latest issue of Dezeen.
    Spot the handrail!
      dzn_MM-apartment-by-Hiroyasu-Sakaguchi-6.jpg
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    Ne
    whats with japs and their nuclear bunkers?
    • CommentAuthorluke
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010 edited
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    The only country to have 2 nukes dropped on them Messiah.
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010 edited
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    ^^nippon earthquake construction + no space 2 waste beats the shit out of faked up waiting rooms 4 hamburger zombies lost in limbo is whats with it andi?

    http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/uni-student-dies-after-falling-down-stairwell-during-orientation-week-20100225-p4b7.html
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    I know luke, but seriously gen x should get over it.
    it feels cold.
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2010 edited
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    • CommentAuthorcabbie
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010
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    you guys are dead set more boring than a saturday night on king street.....

    rules, regeulations, how to do this or that.....

    look at the cab industry.....all the rules and regulations don't mean a thing.....

    it still manages to be a complete farce...

    change the channel, andi....

    bring travis bickle back...

    • CommentAuthorluke
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010 edited
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    Beer is cold messiah...........there are four Xs on the label.
    Up here thats called a ladder not a stair and a spade is a spade.
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    I dont know what the jap standards are so i'll reserve my judgement.
    • CommentAuthorcabbie
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010
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    ^

    slow night out there, huh...?

    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010 edited
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    ^don't lie andi, u got standards- seeings u claim a marxican education u'd say stairs are for lurching up and down.

    ^^^^^^gen X won't b getting over anything, b going around piles of green tinged boomer coilers left in the bowl by ancient zombies who cook the carbon hackounting books- holding back on courtesy flush.
      lurchar.jpg
    • CommentAuthorluke
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010 edited
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    ^HD, I hope that marxicotect doesn't do student colleges?
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010 edited
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    no need 2 worry, king of the zombies only does fake stairs.
    • CommentAuthorluke
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010 edited
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    Just saw your bet 30^ HD. Your on and double the money. I'm calling an outright ban on stairs and retrospective ramp legislation at the track.
    • CommentAuthorhairdresser
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010 edited
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    .........
    absent handrails + 3 foot harmless cantilevers with 500% safety factor r for cockless roosters with shaved heads and clogs.
    ,,,,, stairs r there 2 b life savers?
      franklystair.jpg