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    as attracted zombies swarm.
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    and then begin to hunt.
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    in search of their favourite Fast food
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    @ the Lindumbs family restaurants.
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    ......... 4 without flesh 2 arseimulate they will shop until they drop.
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    south brisbane infected with the marxican virus
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    you been doing a defects inspection luke?
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    that'd be in the singular not the plural barry.

    ripe green palette, 1/2 price banana bar-ease soulhey, double sided taped sign of a sign is all bad news.
    bender zombie outbreak has skipped primary symptoms, bris/vegas has got a potential pandemic of tertiary arseimulation 2 deal with.
    Indications r random surface branding is appearing on the external envelope of caves in Ho bart 2.

    Cabbies right, must be spores spread in meteors laced by rimmers from Marse.
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    - bunnings paint swatch wall hates cars (and people).....
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    ^ zombies go colorblind as the retina putrifies.
    green appears 2 them to b a popular shade of grey.

    zombies rot from the feet up and brain down - r uncomfortable in manual cars and prefer autos so they can put both feet on the brake.
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    ^^^^^^ straight from Marxico defacto via Marxico St, South Brisbane ......
    Joh would have had the Special Branch around in a flash, shut down the street, strip searched every Marxian with a spotlight, branded them with a 'Z' right in the middle of their forehead, before sticking a stamp on a Marxian number plate, nail gunning it to their ass and dropping them into a (folded) letter box.
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    ^ oi cabbie - is red the new green?
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    doesn't everything look like this luke...????
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    ^^^^ cunning Marseshun arsesimulation of hairdryer into a branding iron known as a BIM gun.
    the zombie alliance doesn't yet have access 2 the reliable 5th gen miniaturised hand held models which r only in m-arse-shun hands. Zombies r still operating unstable 3rd gen console interface weapons which can kill their IT operators if the aircon fails.
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    ^^what? a marxian turd?
  • edited January 2010
    - hindeed luke - a turd az u zay, but za question u must hask urzelf iz vot colour iz ze turd - iiza schtandhard passenger test for ze careful cabbie ven assezing ze schwarz shirts.


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    THE LOST ISLAND OF DR. VINDSHUTTLE.
    ......vun day ze hiland, vich vos in ze shape of hah double hupsidedown pointy hat in ze mirra
    - dethacthed and float orf from ze mainland.
    ze hiland vos very schmall und no vun noticed for zum years.
    vun haaf of ze hiland quivkly sank und becum submerged below ze vaves.
    arse a result ze peepuls trapped zere smashed all zair mirrors zo zat ze udder half schtayed hafloat.
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    It vos here zat za first zeariarse huncontrolled houtbrake of vot iz n-own az marxicarn virus occured zum 200 hun dread years or more hah go ---ven everyting began to be painted hah green colour by ze infectod peeples. Zis green vos only hahparent to ze human eye howhever. zeez, da first zombies, called it hemorrhald halfter all ze granny smiths zay hate,.... whore vite az za living reefher to hit.
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    vair za hunhinfected human i zeez many bright und clashing colours ze zombie i sees ze subduesed tones und vice vhersah. Ze convict shun zat zombies believe zemsleves to be taste full has been called piss elegance in zum zectors of huninfected boganville wair za creatures r studied and monitored to hahcess za spread of ze virus.
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    hulltimhately ze zombie in ze hadvanced schtages of ze hinfecshun iz seized by an unschtoppable urge to tranzform da vorld hinto a black und vite showroom for za sale of hearts hobjects. Vot ze human i seez howhever iz zat zhair city iz becummin hah maul vit hendless vaiting rooms. Ziz is da final schtages of za marse shun terror fohrming - zoon ze henvironmeant vill be ready..........
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    ze mo foe ships hah hallready landing on ze lost hiland, zoon zay vill be dockhing hahcross ze mainland - arsesimulating wit za zurroundings und zlowly za world will be hall turdned hemorrald.
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    marxian outpost found or marxian mr whippy (with a shake)?
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    Why Cabbie? Was it something they spewed?
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    @ luke. build up to invasion day has zombies grow more restless than usual.

    ^ - abundance(TM) of freshly infected like to dress in golds and yellow.
    only symptom of slo mo rage that will develop is passive/aggressive behaviour.
    unlikely that cabbie was attacked by these - just no tip.

    v - zombies in tertiary stage ornament themselves in vivid green and tho attracted to day glo and night lights their decomposing retinas are sensitive and require sunglasses 24/7. They still favour their flesh bar b qued rather than raw unless its fish @ lunchtime.
    high probability cabbie encountered a pair of these and may have successfully fought them off with a piece of grape vine water pipe or a dennis lillee autographed cricket bat kept beside the drivers seat.

    v - full blown zombies. black shirts. require a frozen environment or a very cold night due 2 advanced putrification. the active spinal cortex, disconnected from undead nerves causes them 2 see a neural echo when in front of the mirror taking the form of a naked unadorned bronzed aussie.
    If cabbie had 2 fight off a pack of these its unlikely he lived. It takes only a speck of their spit in your eye and your infected.
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    ^^
    now what have you got against wogs luke....????
     
  • edited January 2010
    hd, what a week.....
    been on the run....had to ditch the prius when it ran out of batteries......
    how is it outside....????...cleared up...???....zombies retruned to copying each other....????
    not sure about this.....numbers seem to be growing....
     
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